You're designed so intelligent
Ain't no way that was an accident
C'mon shake your monkey hips
My pretty little creationist, oh, yeah

Ain't gonna anthropomorphism you
Or perversely polymorphisise you

Little girl you look so sweet
You gotta dance like a monkey
Dance like a monkey, child

You just started ten thousand years ago
Presto Adam and Eve and go man go
Abel died, Cain took his life
And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife

Non-believers blame it all on apes
It's monkey time, I wanna see you shake

Evolution is obsolete
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Stomp your hands and clap your feet
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Oh, one more time, yo
It's monkey time

C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?
Be my natural selection, dance, dance, dance
Exercise your demons with that monkey grin
'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind

Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court
That's such a madly indoor sport
Wave your arms and legs in the air
Rock it like a monkey like you just don't care

Evolution is so obsolete
Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet, come on

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child