My thoughts are thunderin' tumblin'
Sons of *****es switches from yellin' ya mumbling
You ain't a pal of me my family ties but not wit Mallory
My ****ogy ain't for salary as I roll reality through galaxies

Four centuries it's sent to me with the scent of oil
Witta chain representing penitentiaries
From Roman town to Boren town, from Newark to Ill town

And all you know from lifers, Rikers ta foe some
Wasn't drivin' to fast, I was flying to low
You think I'm rockin' too quick, I think you're listenin' to slow

I'm abruptin' construction, a pumping ***umption
You diss while your family say I'm the best **** since ***kin'
Struckin' 'bout an obstruction or turnin' somethin' of nothin'
From more things to more things, it's the rip in every function

Funkin' it up, pumpin' it up, chumpin' the ducks
Lookin' ta hump Ms. Junk in the trunk, pump pumpin' me up

Jersey *****s are the craziest, New York *****s are the craziest
D.C. *****s are the craziest, Philly *****s are the craziest
L.A. *****s are the craziest, Chi town *****s are the craziest
Texas *****s are the craziest, Utah *****s are the craziest

My lyrics be laced with 40 ounces of funk and stuff
You get rushed, you get bust
You call yourself callin' my bluff, enoughs enough

I'm puttin' it down on the real end
This one goes out to all the people who be questionin'
My skills, *****s I been rockin' since lee twillz
And we feel that we build careers of steel

So all the rest come up and test
But only stress is what you'll find thinkin'
Vinnie don't write and Vinnie can't rhyme shrinkin'

The sleepin' MC I eat like good 'n' plenty
Lyrically spankin' ya that's why they call me Uncle Vinnie
And oh yes, I just appeal to the m***es
Young to old folks, the upper, lower, middle cl***es

They don't begin wit no lying professor
They begin when Vin pick up the pen and pad up off the dresser
Lesser, a man should never challenge a clan
Wit thirteen years experience of rippin' mic's put in our hands

Detroit *****s are the craziest, Miami *****s are the craziest
Little Rock *****s are the craziest, Oak Town *****s are the craziest

I got barbarians to board me in at a club that barred me when
A broad got thrown like barbarnigan born again, thrown aboard
A brim is broke to the back I brawl and band from brains ta balls

Da boots word ta-burr-bam-boo break the loot
Blowing up brain cells boom like Beirut
***ume the same suit, ***k that fly **** wit the flavor ca shi

Gives last name ain't Suzuki but still my sidekick
Whip that hide quick if ya slide quick, blood clot ya Blood clique
You ain't rollin' if our tape ain't what ya ride wit
*****s snipe **** so I'm on a knife tip

Like the youngsters 'bout ta take you on some hip-hop ride ****
If you ain't jumpin' then don't pump it
I'm hittin' Jermaine in Atlanta 'cos he owe me loot for that jump ****
***k astronauts I rock it
And from now on if you bite my style when I see you, I'm in your pockets

Cleveland *****s are the craziest, Carolina *****s are the craziest
Virginia *****s are the craziest, Kentucky *****s are the craziest
St. Louis *****s are the craziest, Atlanta *****s are the craziest

Maryland *****s are the craziest, San Diego *****s are the craziest
Seattle *****s are the craziest, Boston *****s are the craziest
Ill town *****s are the craziest, Zoo Crew *****s are the craziest
Jersey City *****s are the craziest
All my Newark *****s are the craziest