Where the ladies at?
Where the Fellas at?
An' where the dogs at?
Where the cats at?

*****cats, keep it tight
Even if they bark all night
With a knick knack patty whack
Don't give a dog a bone
'Cause if he hit it you gon' be all alone

Mama, you should've seen what he done to me
I said, Mama, I should have of took your advice
'Cause Paulo was rollin' stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
Stay away from those hot boys
'Cause I don't you to get burned

*****cats, keep it tight
Even if they bark all night
With a knick knack patty whack
Don't give a dog a bone
'Cause if he hit it you gon' be all alone

*****cats, keep it tight
Even if they bark all night
With a knick knack patty whack
Don't give a dog a bone
'Cause if he hit it you gon' be all alone

Girlfriend, innocent woman on the street
Fell into seduction after wine and street poetry
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
She got open, unaware of the seven signs
She fell victim to the doggy style
But I'm here to tell you why

*****cats, keep it tight
Even if they bark all night
With a knick knack patty whack
Don't give a dog a bone
'Cause if he hit it you gon' be all alone

*****cats, keep it tight
Even if they bark all night
With a knick knack patty whack
Don't give a dog a bone
'Cause if he hit it you gon' be all alone

The fellas, the ladies
The dogs, all my cats say

No matter what they do
No matter what they say
No matter how loud they bark
Don't let them play

No matter what they do
No matter what they say
Don't let them in girls
No, no way

No matter what they do
No matter what they say
No matter how loud they bark
Don't let them play

No matter what they do
No matter what they say
Don't let them in girls
No, no way

*****cats, keep it tight
Even if they bark all night
With a knick knack patty whack
Don't give a dog a bone
'Cause if he hit it you gon' be all alone

*****cats, keep it tight
Even if they bark all night
With a knick knack patty whack
Don't give a dog a bone
'Cause if he hit it you gon' be all alone

Now let me clear somethin' up here
I know there's a lotta real men out there
Much love to y'all
But we're talkin' about the dogs out there tonight

So all you *****cats out there
Don't give it, don't give it up
Don't give a dog a bone
Don't give a dog a bone
Don't give a dog a bone