It's our average night out
I raise a toast, too, who gets it most
It's our average night out
I'm the dreary sycophant

She's so mad at me right now
She says go and bother someone else
She blows smoke in my face
I dance, she looks the other way
Someone get me out of this place

Lovers bite, lovers scratch
Lovers shout, some lovers match
Lovers spit, lovers hit
Lovers sweat, some lovers split
Lovers pry, lovers fight
Lovers cry 'cause love's suicide

It's our average night in
She's reading, I'm staring
It's our average night in
She's metamorphosizing

She's so scary to me now
It's turning into something else
The thing is looking back at me
And it sees a sloth in its misery
Someone get me out of this cage

Lovers bite, lovers scratch
Lovers shout, some lovers match
Lovers spit, lovers hit
Lovers sweat, some lovers split
Lovers pry, lovers fight
Lovers cry 'cause love's suicide

It's an average ending
Checking calls on the phone
It's an average ending
I'm the pilot drone

The monsters have all changed now
I'm missing things I shouldn't be
These plastic scenes are boring me
No lover keeps my sanity
Someone put me back on my stage

Lovers bite, lovers scratch
Lovers shout, some lovers match
Lovers spit, lovers hit
Lovers sweat, some lovers split
Lovers pry, lovers fight
Lovers cry 'cause love's suicide