Baby, we was makin' straight A's
But we was stuck in a dumb daze
Don't take much to memorize your life
I feel like I been hypnotisized

And then, that magic man, he come to town
Ooh wee, he done spun my head around
Said, 'Recess is in session, two and two make five
And now baby, oh, I'm alive, oh yeah, ah, I'm alive'

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well baby, you just better forget it
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

Oh, you know I was better on a roll
Got good grades, but got no soul
Raise my hand before I can speak my mind
I been bitin' my tongue too many times

And then that magic man said to obey
(Uh huh)
Do what Magic Man do, not what Magic Man say
'Now, could I please have the attention of the cl***?
Today's ***ignment, kick some ***'

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well baby, you just better forget it
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

This is my final exam
Now y'all know who I am
I might not be that perfect son
But y'all be rockin' when I'm done