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Bruces Lyrics – Monty Python


Bruces

Monty Python
Song Writer(s): Idle,
Publisher: KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD,



Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Who was very rarely stable


Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table


David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel


And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel


There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed


John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill


Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day


Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram


And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
'I drink, therefore I am'


Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

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