Little bands chillin' out, lookin' for jump starts
Stealin' from the big boys, makin' all the hit charts
Little bands cry, stay home and smoke dope
Can't get a deal and done walkin' the tightrope

Just another band you blow
Just another song I know
Oh, and away you go

Talk of that man, start lickin' his numb nuts
Crawlin' back home to think up a new haircut
We're the last of the breed that's why we're the Moistboyz
Never been guilty of touchin' no gay boys

Just another band you blow
Just another song I know
Oh, and away you go

Walkin' that cool such a handsome lad, witty
Hopin' for a show in New York city
Spin, flip side, at***ude of a rolling stone
Paisley *** suckers pussin' out on the metronome

Just another band you blow
Just another song I know
Oh, and away you go

Junkie bi***ual **** gets boring
***** *** *****es can't ever tell a story to me
Walkin' in circles when I get to the record store
Break 'em off, somethin' can't take it no more

Just another band you blow
Just another song I know
Oh, and away you go