Strokin' stinky chicken that you call a waitress
Pushin' 25 and you're already bald
Whatcha got hidin' back under your mattress?
Pissin' like a ********e back in the stalls

**** stains cookin' in the crack of your ***
Cut your little brother with a broken gl***

Roy, hangin' at the firehouse
Roy, tappin' on your game boy
Roy, choke him with a dirty rag
Roy, gonna *** in his mouth

*****in' blue light on the top of your ride
Lookin' twice the man that you are inside
Muscle car shirt that you got from the hamper
Drinkin' down your coffee but you smell like pampers

Crossing guard at the elementary school
But your zipper's wide open at the public pool

Roy, hangin' at the firehouse
Roy, tappin' on your game boy
Roy, choke him with a dirty rag
Roy, gonna *** in his mouth

Never had a girlfriend, your mama's surprised
Wonder about the creepy look you got in your eyes
There's a number on your beeper but it's nobody cool
Ball cap, cheap shades, you're nobody's fool

Bottom of your cl*** but the first on the scene
There's a dude in your car and he's only 15

Roy, hangin' at the firehouse
Roy, tappin' on your game boy
Roy, choke him with a dirty rag
Roy, gonna *** in his mouth