Home town girls ain't comin' to the square dance anymore
Day by day and more and more, they go struttin' out the door
They all got cars and big careers and they never stay at home
These modern girls are killin' me, that's why I'm so alone

Got big ol' arms and a pack of smokes and a shoulder made to size
For a pretty little girl with a face like yours and big ol' baby eyes
Why you gotta get with politics and usin' all your brains
Just stay at home and fetch the beer so I can watch the game

Little girl, I wanna be a big man
Bein' what a man is meant to be
There ain't no city **** can do for you
What you can do for me

Jolie said that we'd get married right on Christmas Day
But some big **** for San Francisco carried her away
In a little sports car with tinted gl*** said 'Made In Germany'
I don't see what so special that I ain't got in me

My Chevy barrels over all the mud you'd want to see
Got multi colored flannel shirts you might wanna press for me
Jolie, what's your reasoning to up and fly away?
Got more of what a woman needs for rollin' in the hay

Little girl, I wanna be a big man
Bein' what a man as meant to be
There ain't no city **** can do for you
What you can do for me

Frenchmen ain't not good for you, they never seem to bathe
Their smelly food and wino drool just don't make the grade
Goin' off to college ain't gonna do you any good
I'll mend the fence and mow the lawn just like I said I would

I'll saddle up the horses and even take the time
To say hello to your weirdo friends who ain't no friends of mine
So if you ever want me I'll be standin' in the weeds
I'm American made and duty free and that's all a woman needs