If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view

And if I were handsome, well it could happen
Those dreams do come true

I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin’

For years I have envied
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know?
Yes, I know, I know, I know

But I must admit it
Big guy you always come through
I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have you

You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don’t mean nothin’ to me, nothin’ to me

Yeah, I wouldn’t be nothin’
If I didn't have you to serve
Just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve, word!

Hey I never told you this, but uh
Sometimes I get a little blue
But I wouldn’t have nothin’ if I didn’t have you

Let’s dance! Oh, oh, oh

I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have you
Wouldn’t know where to go, no no
Wouldn’t know what to do
I don’t have to say it ‘cause we both know it’s true

I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin’ if I didn't have you