To all the stupid people and the rest
You are about to witness something
You've never witnessed before this
But ladies and gentlemen Kenny Muhammad
And his lucky two members of Little Jimmy
[Unverified]

In the place to be we're gonna show you
How to do it for the year 2005, kicking it
And are you sick all the mothers like in their world
Because we need to continue to rock
Stop his modem cold to minimize the scene

Cutting out all the lyrical coherence
Because we know how to up-upload it
This is a Paul mix man we all wish
Underworld set this no good moment
And y'all know us that's when
We run into something like this

La-di, da-di, da-di, da-di, we likes to party, party
We always causing trouble, trouble bothering everybody
We are just just some men up on the mic
When, when we grab the pitch, yo, we grab that **** tight

***k all a y'all who's going to Hell
Just keep on smiling and enjoy yourself
'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin'
That's what we create because that be our mission

So listen close to what we say because
(What?)
This type of **** happens everyday
(What?)
This type of **** happens everyday
(What?)
This type of **** happens everyday

I woke up around two in the mornin'
Did a lot of coke, strechin', yawnin'
Went into the bathroom to wash up
Put the soap on my face and my hand on my crotch

Said, mirror, mirror on, on the wall
Who be that top choice of, of them all?
There was a rubble, rubble, dubble
Five minutes it lasted, the mirror said

You are you conceited *******!
Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef
And so I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Change my clothes, spark my hair

I busted out the brand new Gucci underwear
And for all the little girls that I might take home, we have
The Johnson's baby powder and the Polo cologne
Fresh dressed like a million dollar's

I wore the high tops and pop the flat collar
Stepped out the crib, stopped short
Ahh, naw, ****, goddamn
****, I forgot my ***kin' cango

Dammy, dilly, dally, me run into an alley
Got me busted into me old girl Shaniqua from the valley
(Uhh, huh)
Goddamn ***** played hard to get
So I said, what's up, girl? You look like ****
Don't cry, dry your eye

Sally tells her momma, you all better hide tonight
Because her mom stepped up from behind
Hit her in the face, stabbed her in the eye
Punched her in the belly, stepped on her feet
Slammed the girl on the hard concrete

Ooh, ***** was strong, momma's gone
Something seemed wrong, now what is going on?
I tried to bust it up, I said, 'Stop it, leave her'
She said, 'If I can't have you, she can't either'

She grabbed me hard, grabbed my ****
I broke out like I had the chicken pox
Momma gave chase, she caught us quickly
She put her ***king finger in the face of Little Jimmy and said

Why don't you give me some play?
Stop avoiding me like you is gay
I wet my pants whenever you say
Ooh, *****es love me 'cause they know that I can
(Beat box)

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
I love your ***gy ways
I guess that's why you're always getting laid
Ooh, on and on and on and on and
(Word)
Whatever
(Shaka- Zulu)

I said
(Played out)
I'm gonna give her a kiss
I said, you can't have me, I'm too young for you miss
She said, no you are not, then she starts crying

I said, I'm 18 and she says stop lying
Seriously, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled *****
You can't be my lover, pow

Okay people, we're talking about Kenny Muhammad
The Human Orchestra, I'm not jokin', you know
He's wicked, he's livin', he's vibin'
With the hardcore verbal beatery
Beat box criminal, top of his category
That's a little something special for your Mindless CD