What do you say when you're too ***ked up?
And what's your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
What do you say when you run outta drugs?
And baby what you say when you bust a nut?

LL Cool J needed love
Like Dirt Nasty needs some drugs
Like my baby **** needs a tug like right now
So hop that *** in the bath tub

What do I do when I'm too ***ked up?
Can't keep it up 'cause her **** job sucks
And what do she do when I **** ** ***
Close her eyes and open her mouth

I think I need an intervention
Coke, dope, weed, and then prescriptions
So listen up little children
Dirk Diggler, you be illin'

Uh, I'm feelin' kinda drowsy
Don't do drugs without me

What do you say when you're too ***ked up?
And what's your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
What do you say when you run outta drugs?
And baby what you say when you bust a nut?

Whatcha gonna do when you get too faded
And the date you're with wanna get x-rated?
Andre Legacy, I stay sedated
Put me in the wheelchair and get me on the plane, *****

Famous for bein' opiated
Up in the club I fall asleep on the table
Tip the waitress, pinch the ***
I gave her my number, the kid's got panache

Lick on my 'stash
It ain't that easy livin' this fast
Forget the past, corn beef and hash
***** little *****es like to call me their dad

It ain't that bad, put my **** in their mouth
And put my nose in their coke bag

What do you say when you're too ***ked up?
And what's your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
What do you say when you run outta drugs?
And baby what you say when you bust a nut?

What I'm gonna do when I'm all washed up
And that ***** that I like to ***k with won't ***?
I could try my luck with a ***** pump
Or go get me some intravenous love

Birds and bees and worms and slugs
Turn to me or turn to drugs
Word on the street is I stink like a bum
But its hard to take a shower when you can't wake up

What do I do when there ain't none left
Make a call to the Pony Express
Guarantee 40 minutes or less
Cost a bit more, but they'll only bring the best

Ever seen a ***** in a brand new dress
With a fat old man tryin' to look all fresh
Well I've been with the worst and the best
And I couldn't even tell the difference

What do you say when you're too ***ked up?
And what's your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
What do you say when you run outta drugs?
And baby what you say when you bust a nut?