I like a girl with caked up makeup
In the sunshine smoking cigarettes to p*** the time
Who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand
Bites and scratches the blinds

But I ain't found one quite right yet
So I step with pep to the park or supermarket
Her apartment best be messy
Alisa don't mind when I call her Leslie

She's gotta dress with cl***
And Jean Paul Gaultier and a Hermes bag
And four inch tips made of ostrich
Sharp enough to slit your wrists her lips spread gossip

Won't say sorry when she offends
She comes over to my place in her old man's Benz
In gold and silver and jewels of all colors
And she doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers

Come on, get it before I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
It's the best piece of *** in this whole damn city
So rich, so pretty

I like a girl who eats and brings it up
A s***y little fr***y with bulimia
Her best friend's a plastic surgeon
And when her Beamer's in the shop, she rolls the Benz

Mani's and pedi's on Sundays and Wednesdays
Money from mommy lovely in Versace
Costly sprees, it's on at Barney's
And I love to watch her go through fifty G's calmly

She gets naughty with her pilates body
And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
'Cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy
Empty and makes her act more friendly

Dance the night away
And she won't say nothing when she makes your man stray

Come on, get it before I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty

Come on, get it before I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
It's the best piece of *** in this whole damn city

I've had your kind before, Mickey
Go get my purse, Mickey
Lock the door, Mickey
You're just a midnight snack
Shh, don't talk back

You're just a boy, Mickey
You're just a toy, Mickey
You're just a boy, Mickey

Come on, get it before I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
It's the best piece of *** in this whole damn city

So rich, so pretty
So rich, so pretty
So rich, so pretty
It's the best piece of *** in this whole damn city

So rich, so pretty
So rich, so rich
So pretty, so pretty
Mickey, Mickey

So pretty, so pretty
Mickey, Mickey
It's the best piece of *** in this whole damn city
Mickey, Mickey

It's the best piece of *** in this whole damn city
Mickey, Mickey
It's the best piece of *** in this whole damn city
Mickey