I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers
I pull tricks for a fix and tonight
I got flows for hoes with low self esteem
And more for those swallow protein

The kid from the 60's stars in skin flicks
And pays the rent inch after inch
But now I get fly with lyrics
While you guys be on some ***** ****

Check out the way I take a mark for
All that he's got and a whole lot more
'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles
I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll

Oh ****, you just got lit by an illegitimate kid
Out the orphanage run and ****
I'm ***in' with styles you can't handle
Smoother than the velvet that was hanging from my mantle

So light a candle and praise yo' Lord
Mickey Avalon's some **** you can afford

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl

I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet
If you want to party get my number and call me
From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie
When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies

A Quarantine in this California dream
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
My foster parents told me that I could be
Anything I wanted to so I became me

Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free
Serving sucka MC's and getting paid for my delivery
I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets
Filthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to be

They had booster in the pantry, howlin' like a banshee
And even when I'm wearin' ******* I stay manly

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills
Tipsy off scotch whiskey, sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills
I toast my mostas from coast to coast
In penthouse suits with out any clothes

I used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes
But now I fly first cl*** and bask in sun tanning booths
Hustling gay dude for Quaalude's, out by the pool
In a baby blue bathing suit

Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice
I was payin' dues while you was playin' in school
I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips
Here's an autographed picture for yo lil' sis

My days of turning tricks are behind me
Unless you got the time to wine and dine me

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl