Spirituality is a henna tattoo
That you wash off when you find something new to get into
Standing in the field with your flashlight blinking
'Cause somebody told you the aliens were thinking they’d want you

In the end it doesn’t really matter what you say or what you wear
So you think big G gives a [unverified] how you get there
Buddhism, communism, Hinduism
Health foodism, Lennonism, sexism, what about your own ism

Just get real, don’t be a cosmic woo woo
Be who you are let everybody deal
Speak with your own voice, just get real
Just get real like this

When I was fifteen I made my mother rant
‘Cause I joined a cult, gave me words to chant to reach heaven
So I used them for the lotto and won big money
They shouted you’re in don’t worry, honey

This ain‘t 7-11 get in and out
Pop psychology words don’t mean anything
When you throw them around to be cool
What goes around comes around

That’s what they say, Catholicism, footballism
Judaism, racism, manism, womanism
What about humanism

Just get real, don’t be a cosmic woo woo
Be who you are let everybody deal
Speak with your own voice, just get real

Just get real, don’t be a cosmic woo woo
Be who you really are let everybody deal
Speak with your own voice, just get real

Cosmic woo woo