Let's go, boys, saddle up and roll on out
We've got another country to defend
We're getting on a plane and we're landing by boat
And I sure hope we beat the CNN

There's some people over there who just can't get a break
I'm not really sure who they are
But one thing's for sure, things are really gonna change
When we shoot, **** and loot and kill and char

We're going off to war, yeah, going off to war
We've got some extra rounds we need to spend
'Cause nobody ever attacks us anymore
So we do the dirty work for the U.N.

Pick up your MREs and bury your trash
We don't want the enemy to know we're here
Watch out for that news van, he's getting awful close
Somebody please escort him to the rear

Oh, what do you mean
You don't know which way to shoot?
Just squeeze off a couple now and then
Just kill them all, let God sort them out
And He'll decide if they were foe or friend

We're going off to war, yeah, going off to war
We've got some extra rounds we need to spend
'Cause nobody ever attacks us anymore
So we do the dirty work for the U.N.

We're going off to war, yeah, going off to war
We've got some extra rounds we need to spend
'Cause nobody ever attacks us anymore
So we do the dirty work for the U.N.

Now it ain't about oil, it ain't about dirt
It's just about the way folks look at us
Oh, don't worry none, we'll find someplace to fight
For those of you who might've missed the bus

We'll find another Mogadishu or Iraq
We'll even find another Vietnam
'Cause what good's an Army that doesn't ever fight?
You might as well just dump them in the can

We're going off to war, yeah, going off to war
We've got some extra rounds we need to spend
'Cause nobody ever attacks us anymore
So we do the dirty work for the U.N.
One more time

We're going off to war, yeah, going off to war
We've got some extra billions left to spend
Coz nobody ever attacks us anymore
Thank God we all still work for the U.N.