Monday saw something in the paper
I said, I'd read it later
But later never came

Friday, that ******* tried to sue me
He says he's gonna screw me
But no one does, these days

Tuesday or was it really Thursday
I woke up on the driveway
Of someone else's house

Yeah, that's right
A triple bodied snake bite
I'm hearing for the tenth time
That you've been feeling down

This is a confession I'm making
Nothing is turning me on

Get bored when I'm in the crowd
Get bored when it's way too loud
Get bored when I'm on my own
I get bored of being alone

Get bored of the radio
Get bored of the TV shows
One thing I know is true
I hope, I never get bored of you

Sunday was meant to be the one day
That I don't hear a word they say
A million miles away

Please, don't hate me
'Cause I'm finding lately
When I'm drifting off
It's you I'm thinking of

This is a confession okay?
Thank God, you're turning me on

Get bored when I'm in the crowd
Get bored when it's way too loud
Get bored when I'm on my own
I get bored of being alone

Get bored of the radio
Get bored of the TV shows
One thing I know is true
I hope, I never get bored of you

I get so bored all the time
I get bored out of my mind
I get bored day and night
I get bored all of the time

Get bored when I'm in the crowd
Get bored when it's way too loud
Get bored when I'm on my own
I get bored of being alone

Get bored of the radio
Get bored of the TV shows
Get bored of what I have

I get bored of ba*****t snacks
Get bored of the things they say
Get bored, it's a boring day
Get bored, I'm getting fat

I get bored of all of that
Get bored, I'm bored as ****
Get bored of dealing with it
One thing I know is true
I hope, I never get bored of you