Well, I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
And have them hangin' out on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine

Well, I can scoop up a great big dipper
Full of lard from the drippin's can
Throw it in the skillet, do my shoppin'
And be back before it melts in the pan

'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
Let me tell you again
I'm a woman
W O M A N

Well, I can rub and scrub 'til this house
Is shinin' just like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car
And powder my nose at the same time

You know I can get all dressed up
Go out and swing 'til four a.m. and then
Jump up at five and drop to six
And start all over again

'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
Let me tell you again
I'm a woman
W O M A N

If you come to me sickly, you know
I'm gonna make you well
And if you come to me all hexed up
You know I'm gonna break the spell

Well, if you come to me hungry
You know I'm gonna fill you full of my grits
And if it's lovin' you're lackin', I'll kiss you
And give you the shiverin' fits

Oh, let me do it again
I'm a woman
W O M A N
C'mon Paul

Well, I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
There ain't nothin' I can't do
But I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And make a man out of you

'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
Let me tell you again
I'm a woman
W O M A N

And that's all, that's all, that's all
What more do you need?
What more do you need?
I'm a woman
Satisfaction guaranteed