Hey little boy see the Johnny and Jane's
Hey little boy you see them all go insane
Look and see Spot run 'cause he pissed in their hallway
Run Spot run, run away from it all

And I say, 'You can be
Any way that you wanna be
How I'll be, that's up to me'

Hey little girl see them all run around
Hey little girl you see them all tumble down
Johnny will boss, Janey will buy
Spot will beg but everyone dies

As I said, 'You can be
Any way that you wanna be
How I'll be, that's up to me'

One little, two little, three little idiots
Four little, five little, six little idiots
Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots
All in suit and tie

One little, two little, three little idiots
Four little, five little, six little idiots
Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots
All dressed up to die

And I say, 'You can be
Any way that you wanna be
But how I'll be, that's up to me'