It never really mattered too much me
'Cause I was just too damn old to emcee
All that really mattered is if your rhymes was ill
Girl, that's all that really mattered to me, oh baby

Looks like it's goin' to be a great day today
To get some fresh air like a stray on a straightaway
Hey you, got a light? Nah, a Bud Light
Early in the mornin', face crud from like a mud fight

Looky here, it's just the way the cookie tear
Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle, rookie year
The rocket scientist with a pocket wine list
Some even say he might need some puss-psychiatrist

Doom, are you ponderin' what I'm ponderin'?
Yes, but why would the darn thing be wanderin'?
She's like a foundlin', barely worth fondlin'
My posse's on raw really, momma I want to sing

Mad plays the b*** like the race card
Villain on the case to break shards and leave her face scarred
Groovy dude, not to prove to be rude
But this stuff is like what you might put on movie food

Uh, what is jalapenos
Get it like a whuppin' when you holla at your seniors
Dolla, he can overhear the hashish vena
He just came from over there, the gr*** is greener

Last wish, I wish I had two more wishes
And I wish they fixed the door to the matrix's mad fridges
Spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches
One thing this party could use is more

Booze, put yourself in your own shoes and stay away
From all those pairs of busted Tims you don't use
He only keep 'em to decorate if you wanna peep him select a date
And bring a deep check like checkmate

I kid you not, on the dotted line signed
Ever since a minor, kids considered him some kind of Einstein
On a diamond mine grind, she was dumb fine
But not quite the type that you might want to wine and dine

Couldn't find a pen, had to think of a new trick
This one he wrote in cold blood with a toothpick
On second thought it's too thick, his ***istant said
'Doom, you sick', he said, 'True blue acoustics'

Psycho, his flow is drowned in Lowry seasonin'
With micro power, he's sound and right reasonin'
It's easy as Pi, three point one four
One more, one false move and they're done for