MC, MC
Sit back and learn
MC, MC
Sit back and learn
There is one
You got something to say
And it goes a little something like this

From the gate, what you know about rapping mother***ker
You can't even hold the microphone without it feedbacking
Since the days of speed rapping I've been snapping cats spinal bones
Embarr*** them in front of women take their little ***les home
Bear in mind I come from an era in time
Where you actually had to have lyrics that rhyme
Let my baritone grind your insides, paralyze your cerebellum
Throw with your reality out of a nine mit?

Flip ****, on some pimp ****, on some rock ****
Some rap rock testosterone rip ****
Look inside every magazine you read about me
Got an excerpt, your sissy *** crew's afraid to say the ***king f-word
Tired of playing games, I don't know the p***word
How's about this, open up the damn cash drawer
Throw the keys on the dashboard
Let the real players play this ****
Yah can ***king wretch up?

Pack up get started walking
Fall back now on your losses
You can't accomplish
But you won't defeat no contest, baby

Forfeit, don't rock the call pit
Chalk this up as a conquest
Some things is sacred
I don't play with my stage or my audience

Smooth talking charismatic *** ill
Talk you lady outta bra
Honda hatchback hand held y'all starved
And I'm dangling a shrimp by the fan tail
Whole audience about to fall over the handrail
I can't tell is that rapping?
Dude sound like a ***king parrot just crash landed
Man this **** is *** backwards these days real crazy
I can count on one hand cats that's truly creative

And the rest is all get along go along guys
Happy not to get involved just along for the ride
No vision, no drive, spirit or wherewithal
You can get mad and stay mad at that I don't care at all
Huge parafoils keep 'em cool under a parasol
Paragon of my era like Sarah Born?
How many different kinda tracks have y'all heard me on
Exactly and I served them all

Pack up get started walking
Fall back now on your losses
You can't accomplish
But you won't defeat no contest, baby

Forfeit, don't rock the call pit
Chalk this up as a conquest
Some things is sacred
I don't play with my stage or my audience

I spent ten years in these godforsaken rap trenches
With small daily victories this ****s a game of inches
I sustained minor injuries scuffles with the missus
For the chance to make history, I don't regret it for a minute
Seeing cats drop a small fortune on plush ride blau?
Couple years later fools is upside down
Tell me what the ***k did you get in this game for
It's like a whole world of squirrels only one acorn

I don't usually like to take it back
But realistically if this was a different era
Y'all would fail miserably
Ghetto team I'm going in, take me down fifty feet
I never let this industry put me in the guillotine
****lle down the skysc****r kicking in the plexigl***
Plastique on the safe boom blown to Leningrad
Stuff the cash and the formula in the fifty bag
Slide down the rope, twenty stories hail a taxi cab

Pack up get started walking
Fall back now on your losses
You can't accomplish
But you won't defeat no contest, baby

Forfeit, don't rock the call pit
Chalk this up as a conquest
Some things is sacred
I don't play with my stage or my audience

MC, MC
Sit back and learn
MC, MC
Sit back and learn
There is one
You got something to say
And it goes a little something like this