I don't dig a lot of the establishment, well, your ideas and values
They may work for you but they don't all work for me
As far as I'm concerned, some are with it and well, some aren't

Hmm, that's a hard one to say, it's hard to say, I'd say
Well, wash your *** every day, wash your whole body every day
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teeth and then you know, wash the face

Do any of these things prevent venereal disease
Besides the rubbers?

Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
Stuff, it opens up in your pocket and gets mixed up
With your lint cotton or mess with the flavor
'Cause when you take the herb and put it in your mouth

Then you gonna be eatin' somethin'
Then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'

That's, that's far out
What do you feel is the best way to, to keep from getting a
A chick pregnant? I mean, I mean, what do you do?

Well, you need different pairs of socks
You know, some times you need the colored socks
That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
Then every, every, every other couple of days, I mean
You wear the white sock

You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
Until you try to walk around and they get caught in the carpet
Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
Then you get the little black spots on the side

Or you can go and you get, you know the different types
There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff

Or you can get sweat socks
That grab the sweat so they won't be funk
And you get the powder into put it in
So you won't get the funk or the funky feet

Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
'Cause when you die, you go back to the funk
And if you got sock funk you got to be funky
'Cause it's stinkin' or something ran up in your *** and just died