Ah, bang a gong or get it on
Ah, we don't need to take off our clothes to get it on
Pull your skirt up a little bit
Pull down your top and show me a little ***

I said, 'Hey short girl, you're like a midget
You can turn a phone cord into a widget'
She said,'You son of a *****, you little *****
I ain't gonna show you my love without a hitch'

I said,'Hey, hold up sugar just one at a time
Show me yours baby, I'll show you mine'
She said, 'Oh, you're so pathetic
Yeah, well, so you're so magnetic'

I said,'Hold up girl I know your game
Ah, you want a sugar daddy you can tame'
I said,'Sing, sing me a song
And bang me like the girls in Hong Kong'
I know, I know, I, I ain't correct
But politics are so much better when there's ***

I said,'Rollover, do me a trick
Do it with your shoes or it'd be a kick'
Ah, tell me the horse that you pick
Let me buy you a lollipop you want to lick

She said,'Does that **** work with other girls
If it does, why don't you find one of them to give you twirls
My love cost pearls'
Ah, does it baby, you don't say

She said,'Hold up, I know your game
Ah, you want a paper doll that you can tame'
I said, 'Sing, sing me a song'
She said,'Well, touch me like the boys that did me wrong
You know it's okay, it's alright
If you want clean fun go fly a kite'