I'm considering religion, military conscription
It's the moment I realize I am stuck

Asserting ourselves at traffic lights
In foreign countries in the very dead of night
Is the moment I realize I am stuck

Uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh
This is the end of the asterisk
Babe that one's got nothing on me
This is the end of the footnote

Extorting money from your parents, your disgusting parents
Honestly you're an absolute waste of time
Craving attention with your self-deprecation
I'll tell you one thing it's spot on and I'm better

Uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh
This is the end of the asterisk
Babe that one's got nothing on me
This is the end of the footnote

Extorting money from your parents, your disgusting parents
Honestly you are an absolute tragedy
My luck, heroically in all of the books you read
I read your novella, oh how I laughed, killed off the lot of them