Two years ago, a friend of mine
Asked me to say some MC rhymes
I said this rhyme I'm about to say
The rhyme was def and it went this way

I took a test to become an MC
And Orange Krush became amazed over me
Took me inside of his Cadillac
The chauffeur drove off and we never came back

[Unverified] cut the record down to the bone
And now they got me rockin' on the microphone
Then takin' autographs, and here's the laugh
Champagne caviar, and bubble bath

But see
That's the life that I lead
And you sucker MC's is who I please
Take that and move back catch a heart attack
Because there's nothin' in the world
That I would ever lack

Chillin' at a party in a b-boy stance
Rockin' on the mic, make the girls wanna dance
Fly like a dove, that come from up above
Rockin on the mic, you can call me E-Love

We hit you with the one two three, three to two one
My name 80 M, you can't make 'em [unverified]
We do it in the place with the highs and the b***
Rockin' to the rhythm, writing graph's on the trains

Go uptown and come down to the ground
You sucker MC's, boy, you sad face clown
You five dollar boy and I'm a million dollar man
You's a sucker MC, and you're my fan

I got a big long Caddy and I lack a Seville
And written right on the side is 'Dressed to Kill'
So if you see me cruisin' step aside
There ain't enough room you all in my ride
It's first comin', a first serve basis

Coolin' out girl, take you to the def places
One of a kind and for your people's delight
You sucker MC's, you just ain't right
Because you're bitin' all your life
You're cheatin' on your wife

You're walkin' 'ound town like a hoodlum with a knife
You're hangin' on the ave, chillin' with the crew
And everybody know what you've been through

That's the life that I lead
And you sucker MC's is who I please
Take that and move back catch a heart attack
Because there's nothin' in the world
That I would ever lack

I'm dressed to kill, I love the style
I'm an MC you know who's versatile
Got good credit in your regards
Got my name not numbers on my credit cards
I go uptown, I come back home
Just me, myself and my microphone