Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I've got to admit, I'm obsessed by ***s
I've had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my Auntie Marie
Because she had big ***s hanging down to her knees

Her ******s were poking right out of her gown
If ****s could be wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older, I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

My *** just got big and my ****s stayed the same
I had to do something cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with melons and see
I looked like a ***ot, a vamp in 3-D

The trick with the melons a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
And of course I forgot that melons do rot
I smelled like garbage, **** warmed up

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got a new plan, the idea it's real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastics school
There I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flat chested syndrome

So, when I wake up or go back into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said
'If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must, increase your bust'

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust