Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just ***king with you, I'm kidding
No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole ***king pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes
'I got this really good idea'
And they old bull's like, 'Yeah?'

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California

'Yeah', he's like, 'Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea
Let's run down that hill and ***k one of those cows'
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
He's like, 'Look, I got a better idea'

And the young bull's like, 'Oh yeah?
What's your ***king brilliant idea?'
And the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California

And the old bull goes, 'Let's walk down that hill
And ***k all of those cows dig?'
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California