This is it, the story of a lifetime
Waiting on some step back, hatcheck, fat cat
Well, nevertheless, I saw the girl at the bar
Caught her eye, got a glimpse, she had an empty jar
(What an aspect)

So I went up to her saying
'Hey there, I'm sorry for my English
But I know it from school and some songs I translated
You might know my songs from TV
They pick it up again when they teach a keys rookie'

She said 'No way, you still exist'
I haven't heard your records in years and years and years
Well, you know, I'm rather into Robbie Williams
Beck the breeders and other so called majority leaders

And I don't know what the other brother said
As we don't know what mother***ker read
About the twilight flicker, the big city slicker
And I will never say that I am not the one to keep
My eyes too shut, my ears too def
My hair too long and my record too song, hey

They loved me once
But denied me uncountable
So hard to be
A one hit wonder

I hit them once
But failed them uncountable
It's so hard
(To be)
A one song band

Ain't no big deal
Cleaning some windshield
Whatever will come?
What is never done?

How much do you make a year?
How much in a month?
Have you ever made some plan or what?
And you're an old one, cold one

Bold as a chicken
Playing not your Rickenbacker anymore
And you're a lousy washed-up
Broken down, tub of guts

Overrated maniac
Drunkard, gone nuts
Out in the right place
Sticking in a basket

So what's the point? She said
You will never blast it
Once you were their puss in boots
Now don't let the cat out
Don't you let that fat cat out

They loved me once
But denied me uncountable
So hard to be
A one hit wonder

I hit them once
But failed them uncountable
And it's so hard
A one hit song

They loved me once
But denied me uncountable
So hard to be
A one hit wonder

I hit them once
But failed them uncountable
So hard to be
A one song band