Do you think, everything
Everyone, is going mental?
It seems to me that it's spiraling
Outta control and it's inevitable

Now don't you think, this time is yours
This time is mine? It's temperamental
It seems to me, we're on all fours
Crawling on our knees, someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty
Do I feel alright? No not slightly
I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it
It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage

Well it's very funny cos I got your f***in' money
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles

Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything's just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life

Don't you want something else?
Something new, than what we've got here
And don't you feel it's all the same?
Some sick game and it's not insincere

I wish I could change the ways
Of the world, make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay
Doing what we do, screwing who we screw

Why can't I sleep at night?
Don't say it's gonna be alright
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese
And not feel bad about it for days and days and days

In the magazines they talk about weight loss
If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss
Oh no it's not the life that I chose
But I guess that's just the way that things go

Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything's just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life

Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything's just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life

Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba

Oh Jesus Christ almighty
Do I feel alright? No not slightly
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it
It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage

It's very funny cos I got your f***in' money
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles

Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles
Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles