Here's everythin' I remember
Last dance and somebody
Must've slipped me a Sherman
Bar band and they're bustin'
Into 'Beast of Burden'
And 'Working in a Coal Mine'

Drippin' wet with white wine cooler
Lip gloss, now you're spinnin' like a thrill ride
White cross, now you're crumblin' like a landslide
And we're having such a good time
What's another twenty dollars?

Guess it all started with some guy
Who walks into the bar
And always ends up ***ked up
In some barfly's car

Right across the river
Liquor lasts a little later
Rockin' sloppy on the poppies
Got your head beneath the table

In walks the queen of the clubs
Five deep in her foam dance thugs
Dripping wet with hair care
Drowning in designer drugs

She says, 'Hey my name's Katrina
But my friends call me Special K'
They did the 'Green eyed lady'
Right into the 'Lay Lady Lay'

And it was cool by your swimming pool
And we were drippin' wet with pink zinc oxide
And she came onto the patio
And we were slippin' on the frozen mudslides
That's everythin' I remember