Take him out the back
Throw him in the bin
Dump his grimy clothes
Wash your dirty hands

Fake you're-on-a-walk
Walk up Bellview creek
Find a secret spot
Check you're in the clear
Strip from head to toe

Fix yourself with cream
Drop into the stream
Fix yourself with cream
Drop into the stream

Steal a silver car
Drive up to the town
Meet my nephew's son
Show you to our lair
Then you drop the knife

Money's in the fridge
Use the secret phone
I'll be at the beach
I'll be on the beach
I'll be at the beach

Muster up the strength
Fight a fairy snake
Fill the sacred pub
Joust him in the teeth
Dress up like a man

Paint your golden face
Look down through the cracks
Break the perfect fence
Listen for the train
Ride it to? Park

Lather in the sea
Shark-infested seas
Swim up to the rocks
Find a sunken box
Tell a mermaid, 'oh'

Tie the whales down
Ride the raging fence
Turn it to the east
Turn it to the east
Turn it to the east

Here's a tiny screw
Leave it in the wrist