Come on then, boys, let's have us a drink
'Is there one there for me?' is the cry
I'm sorry about me, I'm sorry about me, mates
Do you think we will last out the night?

We've had a slack hand, Danny boys down a grand
We're having it down his 'ouse tonight
It's getting harder to see maybe another dream
Spiders will do me right

And we're having it round your 'ouse
There I've said it, it's out
Well, we know that you'll be about
'Cos we're having it round your 'ouse

All I remember was, we were a sight to be seen
I'll remember for the rest of my life
We had everyone there who had the bus fare
But when they were gone we carried on
And raised out the shout of Masai

And we're having it round your 'ouse
There I've said it, it's out
Well, we know that you'll be about
'Cos we're having it round your 'ouse

As well as our crew, we had justice too
The drivers were flying by night
Compulsion arrived to drink ripple wine
And soon we were messy as ****e

And midnight express was looking its best
With none what was left, came home for a rest
To have it round our 'ouse as well

And we're having it round your 'ouse
There I've said it, it's out
Well, we know that you'll be about
'Cos we're having it round your 'ouse