I got a girl as sweet as can be, she wouldn't hurt a fly
When she hits that bottle I see the devil in her eyes
She starts lookin' for trouble, it happens in a blink
Oh so fine, I love that girl of mine but she's crazy when she drinks

Pour her a shout of Bourbon, pour her a shot of gin
It don't really matter when her head starts to spin
Mouth will fill with venom as the glasses start to clear or
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Oh so fine, I love that girl of mine but she's crazy when she drinks

Down a fifth of whiskey, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam
It don't make her happy, it just makes her mean
Oh, how I love my baby but in a drunken rage
You need a pair of handcuffs to lock her in her cage
Once inebriated well there's no time to think
Oh so fine, I love that girl of mine but she's crazy when she drinks

Down a fifth of whiskey, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam
It don't make her happy, it just makes her mean
Wow, my babe's a sweet thing but three sheets to the wind
She's a psychopathic freak show, a sexpot bound for sin
We might make it home to bed but we won't sleep a wink
Oh so fine, I love that girl of mine but she's crazy when she drinks