Last night, outta the blue
Driftin' off to the evening news
She said 'Honey, what would you do
If you'd never met me?'

I just laughed, said 'I don't know
But I could take a couple guesses though'
And then tried to dig real deep
Said, 'Darling honestly

I'd do a lot more offshore fishin'
I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I'd have never known your name

I'd still be driving that old green Nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
Be a better football fan, but if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose, well I'd be looking for a woman like you'

I could tell that got her attention
So I said, 'Oh yeah, I forgot to mention
I wouldn't trade a single day for a hundred years the other way'
She just smiled and rolled her eyes, 'cause she's heard all of my lines

I said, 'C'mon girl, seriously
If I hadn't been so lucky
I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad
Playing bass in my cover band

Restocking up cold Bud Light
Play poker every Tuesday night, yeah
I'd have a dirt bike in the shed
And not one throw pillow on the bed

I'd keep my cash in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you'

She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
'You know I get sick deep-sea fishin'
And you make the best fried chicken

I got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound of your name
I might miss that old green Nova
But I love watchin' you do yoga

I'd take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man
'Cause honestly I don't know what I'd do
If I'd never met a woman like you'