One life, one shot, one move, one God
This is the truth, yeah
Word up for the Lazyboy
Word up for the Lazyboy
This is the truth

You don’t win silver, you lose gold
Stop earning the right to be
You won the day you were born
If you don’t know what direction you should take
You don’t know where you are

Success is a matter of luck, ask any failure
Never let a fool kiss you or let a kiss fool you
We are born naked, wet and hungry
Then things get worse

Your success is measured by your ability to finish things
Skepticism is the beginning of faith
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names
There is no such thing as right or wrong
Only consequences

One life, one shot, one move, one God
This is the truth, yeah
Word up for the Lazyboy
Word up for the Lazyboy
This is the truth

All men are born equal
But a quite a few of them eventually get over it
We are the people our parents warned us about

Sometimes, I think the sure sign
That intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
Is that that none of them tried to contact us

Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one
Do not get mad with others because they know more than you
It is not their fault, if you do not change your beliefs
Your life will always be like this

Fantasy is as important as wisdom
Do not try to satisfy everyone
The biggest lie you can tell yourself is
When I get what I want I will be happy

One life, one shot, one move, one God
This is the truth, yeah
Word up for the Lazyboy
Word up for the Lazyboy
This is the truth

Don’t take life to seriously, you won’t get out alive
It maybe that your sole purpose in life
Is to serve as a warning to others
Life is shorter than expected

What you’re willing to accept is exactly what you will get
You can't control without being controlled
Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster

You are the very reason for everything that happens to you
Someone said to Voltaire, “Life is hard”
Voltaire replied, “Compared to what?”

One life, one shot, one move, one God
This is the truth, yeah
Word up for the Lazyboy
Word up for the Lazyboy
This is the truth, yeah

One life, one God
Word up for the Lazyboy, yeah
This is the truth