Man, women, boy, women, girl

Women without a man is nothing
Without her, man is nothing

Women have their faults
Men only have two
Everything they say and everything they do

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage
They’ve experienced pain
And have bought jewelry
Women have two weapons
Cosmetics and tears

I’m a perfect house keeper
Every time I leave a man I keep his house
No women has ever hated a man
Enough to give him back his diamonds

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time

Man, women, boy, women, girl

Men forget everything
Women remember everything

A girl can wait for the right man to come along
But it doesn’t stop her from having fun
With all the wrong ones in the mean time

The real reason why it’s so difficult to find men
Who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Is because they all have boyfriends already

A successful man is one who makes more money
Than his wife can spend
A successful women is one who can find such a man

Man, women, boy, women, girl

Women driver really means
Someone who doesn’t speed, tailgates
Swear, make obscene gestures
And has a better driving record than men have

It’s a guy thing really means
Irrational, illogical, stupid and extremely low

Oh don’t fuss I just cut myself, it's no big deal
Really means I’m about to die but before I die
I want you to remember me as a strong proud man
Who never cries

Man, women, boy, women, girl

If you want to learn more about women
Watch 'Sex in the City'
If you want to learn more about men
Take a good look at Homer Simpson

The difference between light and hard
Is that men can sleep all night with a light on