For a second I'll be the fashion police
And I'm just looking at your Garm's
You been on too many catalog sprees

With your Grannyfied curtain designs
You're hurting my eyes
You really should revise your dress sense
Before you walk on by

I'm kinda mixed up in this disco inferno
Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade and Pernod
I'm sticking out like a sore thumb
I ain't concerned though, no, boogie

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

So I was up in this trendy bar mingling
My keys around my neck were jingling
And you was looking at me like it was my bling

You was staring at me like to say I was ginger
I was dishing out the same dirty looks
Trust me, you're the minger

Err, who's she, who's that, who's here?
The bouncer was approaching me
'Cause I was dressed really inappropriately
No hoods, no hats, no this, no that let's roll

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

Right everybody
If you've got someone who can't dress properly
Yeah, you need to direct them this way

Why not just cut up all your old clothes and make a quilt
So I can wrap myself up when I'm feeling cold?
Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire
And burn them down to charcoal?

If you're not feeling the way that your bedrin is dressing
Don't be stressing send them in my direction, please
Black shoes, white socks, no, polka dots, no, flowery frocks, no
Just boogie woogie woogie with me

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?

Fling on an Adidas hoodie
And just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just put on your dancing shoes
And get loose, can you get loose, can you?