This is the midget's mansion
Yo, an' if you ain't invited
You ain't comin' in
By S O V

It's like orcas splashin', people crashin'
Unnecessary drunken feuds is fashion
Clean up that spilt drink or you ain't crashin'
My bed's out of bounds, so strictly no lashin'

Where's my debit card? Nobody move
You ain't gettin' out of this room until I prove
That you didn't take it and I misplaced it
Now get out my chair, I wanna trade face, *****

All these facety chicks 'ave gotta face it
Even on a Friday evening when I'm wasted
You see this life? Well, you'll never gonna taste it
I don't ***ociate with wasters

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' ***ked up

Now who's in my yard? I've lost count
There's 10 downstairs, there's 4 on the couch
There's 5 runnin' about, someone better bounce
Before I ding ding and your lights are out

Or you get left out, like the ginger girls are louts
Someone's vomitin', give me the sponge and towel
Allow it, I'll clean up the sick
Why have another sip if you can't even handle it?

Lightweights, I really can't stand 'em
Stay away 'cause I'll do somethin' random
And they're monkeys, and their faces are brown
And the world comes to the midget's mansion

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' ***ked up

Who's reachin'? Who's getting wot wot?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting wot wot?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting wot wot?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting wot?

Who's reachin'? Who's getting wot wot?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting wot wot?
Who's reachin'? Who's getting wot wot?

So that's me drunk as a skunk
Shaggin', like, some offbeat punks
So I got scared and went to the shop
And got my junk food, I wasn't tryin' to be rude

I was in the Gatheration spirit, in it?
My bedroom stinkin' of fries and Guinness in it
I gave it one look and I said, 'Bin it', in it
She said that she'd be back in a minute, is it?

How 'bout next Friday?

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' ***ked up

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' mashed up

There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' messed up
There's a gatherin', where's it at? My yard
Who's reachin'? It's gettin' ***ked up

Yeah, get to know this, Gatheration
It's not called a house party no more
Yeah, Gatheration Nation, Lady Sovereign
On time, make way for the S O V