Well, he caught her doin’ 90 at the top of a hill
He called out, 'Get over, now, who you tryin’ to kill?'
Oh, she caught her reflection in a mirror on his face
In her K-mart collection of leather and lace

They followed the directions to the letter of the law
And in a turn of events, she told him, 'Up against the wall'
She took a look around and said, 'Can’t you feel the danger?
Baby, won’t you be my Texas ranger?'

Callin’ help
Please, won’t somebody rescue me?
I’ll be around now, don’t be a stranger
I just wanna be your Texas ranger

He said, 'My momma calls me Sonny but you can call me Ray
I bring love to justice, I’m in it for the game'
With a black-belt in flirtation, she put him to the test
So they made a reservation in the wild, wild west
And they heard him call as she fell into favor
'Baby, won’t you be my Texas ranger?'

Callin’ help
Please lock me up and lose the key
Well, the arms of the law getcha sooner or later
Baby, won’t you be my Texas ranger?

Oh, save me Texas, I want you to help me, help me
Damsel in distress
Ooh, I’m all out of breath
And I’m in a cold sweat, yeah

Callin’ help
Please lock me up and lose the key
Gonna shoot out the lights, wake up the neighbors
Baby, won’t you be my Texas ranger?

Take me, take me
Take me to Texas, baby
Won’t you be my Texas ranger?
I just wanna be your Texas ranger