Glade told her ma, 'Home scene's lame'
'I gotta go in into town, blow some steam at the rock show'
Sneak through the back door and head for the pit
And then some drunk stupid bruiser started giving her ****

Rednecks on parade
'Don't cross my line!' says Everglade
Everglade

He was whipping through the pit
Knocked her onto the stage
She said, 'Have your fun
But stop being so lame'

The guy was drunk stupid
And he must have weighed a ton
Said, 'Get outta here, girlie
I'm just trying to have some fun'

So you wanna have some fun?
Well, break out the big guns

Rednecks on parade
'Don't cross my line', says Everglade
Yeah, Everglade, yeah, Everglade

He kept it up
His fists started flying
They dodged each punch
As he kept trying

Tripped on his own feet
And hit the floor
Glade got to pushin'
And rolled him out of the door

So you wanna have some fun?
Then break out the big guns

Rednecks on parade
'Don't cross my line,' says Everglade
Says Everglade, says Everglade
Yeah, Everglade