What I want you to do is count to ten
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two
On one you will be asleep, one

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm dreaming about being a blunt
I'm running around and I just can't wake up, hah!
I'm dreaming about being a blunt, ho!
I'm walking around and I just can't wake up

I'm tryin' to wake up, I can't wake up
So I run and jump, someone yelled get that blunt
Get that blunt, now I'm thinking this is major
I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor

I don't like this dream as a blunt
But I can't get out of it and I can't seem to wake up
So I'm running and racing blunt smokers are chasing
This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain I'm picked up

They said they gonna put my head out
They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out
Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready
They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

Check it out now, in the same attire here comes the fire
Now they lit it, now I'm burning by the minute but check it out
More heads came to chill
Everlast took a pull and p***ed me to Cypress Hill

Cypress Hill took a pull lungs are full, who's next?
I'm being p***ed to Das Efx
As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps
It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep

Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me
Room is proper, I'm p***ed off to Shabba
Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba
He said, 'Me no follow no rumor', and p***ed me to Grand Puba

I wasn't burnin' right so Puba got mad at me
And said who rolled this and p***ed me to Kid Capri
Kid Capri said, 'I won't front
P*** it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt'

Redman said no need to re-roll
And p***ed me to De La Soul
De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin'
Now they're buggin' 'cause they p***ed me to Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale
I'll only hit it twice, he got slapped by Greg Nice
Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up
I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

Get me out of this, somebody wake me up
I'm still on fire and I'm still being smoked up
Half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head
Now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted

A crazy nightmare I got to go
I got to wake up and I'm p***ed off to Yo-Yo
Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady, she didn't smoke
She p***ed me off to Showbiz and A.G.

A.G. said respect due see
He got one big pull and p***ed me to Smooth B
Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D
Took a hit and p***ed me to Fab 5 Freddy

Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop
Looked at me in my face and p***ed me to Chubb Rock
Chubb Rock said 'Yo Freddy chill
If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill'

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm dreaming