Why can't you behave?
Oh, why can't you behave?

Tell me how can you be jealous
When you know, baby, I'm your slave?
I'm just mad for you and I'll always be
But naturally

When a custom tailored vet
Asked me out for something wet
When the vet begins to pet
I shout 'Hooray!'

But I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my way

There's a lush from Baltimore
Who is rich but such a bore
When the bore falls on the floor
I let him lay

But I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my way

What about that Mr.Thorne?
Calls you up from night 'til morn?
Mr. Thorne once cornered corn
And that ain't hay! Aha!

But I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my way

So you're out with Mr. Fritz
You were dining at the Ritz!
Mr. Fritz invented schlitz
And schlitz must pay!

But I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my way

I could never curl my lip
At a dazzlin' diamond clip
S'pose the clip means,'Let 'er rip!'
I'd not say 'Nay', ya I know

Oh, you were always true to you, Darlin'
In my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my way

Mister Harris, plutocrat
Wants to give your cheek a pat
If the Harris pat means a Paris hat
Baby, ooh la la

Mais je suis toujour fidèle, Darlin'
In my fashion
Oui, je suis toujour fidèle, Darlin'
In my way

Mr. Gable! You mean Clark?
Wants me on his boat to park
If the Gable boat, means a sable coat
I know! Anchors away!

But I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin'
In my way