I was quiet as a mouse
When I snuck into your house
And took roofies with your spouse
In a nit and out a louse

Lice are lousy all the time
They suck your blood, drink your wine
Say, 'Shut up and quit your crying
Give it time and you'll be fine'

You're so nice and you're so smart
You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart
I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart
Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like boys with strong convictions
And convicts with perfect diction
Underdogs with good intentions
Amputees with stamp collections

Plywood skin boards ride the ocean
Salty noses, suntan lotion
Always seriously joking
And rambunctiously soft spoken

I like boys that like their mothers
And I have a thing for brothers
But they always wait till we're under the covers
To say, 'I'm sure glad we're not lovers'

You're so nice and you're so smart
You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart
I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart
Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like my new bunny suit
I like my new bunny suit
I like my new bunny suit
When I wear it, I feel cute