Hey, papa make mama a smoothie
Make mama a smoothie right now
Hey, papa make mama a smoothie
'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild

And it starts splashing and a-splishn' like a school of little fishes
If a school of little fish was in me
Then glub, glub, glub like a fart in the tub
Like a fart in the tub inside of me

And then the head and butt start rollin'
Like two balls bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me
Then a great big kick up under my ribs that feels like nothing else
But ***ures me of the health
And the length and the strength of my little baby

Because when baby is feelin' lazy
Mama goes crazy thinkin' something's wrong
And then mama runs to papa
And she sings him this little song

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie
Make mama a smoothie right now
Hey, papa make mama a smoothie
'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild

And it starts splashing and a-splishn' like a school of little fishes
If a school of little fish was in me
Then glub, glub, glub like a fart in the tub
Like a fart in the tub inside of me

And then the head and butt start rollin'
Like two balls bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me
Then a great big kick up under my ribs that feels like nothing else
But ***ures me of the health
And the length and the strength of my little baby

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie
Make mama a smoothie right now
Hey, papa make mama a smoothie
'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild