Aright so you *****z wanna know how a ***** is up in jail
Servin' a forty to life sentence for dope that wasn't even his
Just sit back and listen, I'll tell you
It's a hilarious day boy, and it's a wild, wild chain of events
That get yo *** in here

Mama, I don't wanna sell birds no more
(I got a ***kin' funny story to tell you)
They pushed me down and locked me up, put my face on the floor
(You remember me and big Paul and my whole crew *****?)
They took my money and my credit card, now I'm poor
(Government snitches are amazin')
Mama, I don't wanna sell crack no more
(Just listen, only take about three minutes, just listen)

After high school, I gained lots o' weight
And I ain't talkin' 'bout calories put on by steak
The recipe I'm cookin' may send me upstate
Use bakin' soda, cook the pie, collect cake

Now Pillsbury, these *****z kick down doors
Find out what mills bury
****'s very intense and critical
And when we drew pistols **** got pitiful

The first lick was ********, a half a brick
We robbed the middle man and a bum *****, the dumb *****
But between me and him and that hoe
We walked away with eighteen and a bigger score

Some ***** named Salvatore from El Salvador
Got silver teeth and a scar on his jaw
Young Antonio Montana, held up mansion North Atlanta
We hit 'em hard as doors hammer, yeah

Mama, I don't wanna sell birds no more
(Okay, I know whachu thinkin', it's on righ, we on righ, we on)
They pushed me down and locked me up, put my face on the floor
(Hold up, hold up, hold up)
(Be patient, be patient, listen to the rest, listen, listen)
They took my money and my credit card, now I'm poor
(Man I feel like a ***hole just tellin' you this man)
Mama, I don't wanna sell crack no more
(Tell the kid to give me the card, check it out)
(Here's where it gets interestin', follow this ****)

This spot had more birds than a pet shop
More gunz than a Vietnam vet, we was set
Loaded up the work and let's jet
My ***** big Paul loaded up the u-haul

A thousand pounds uncut raw
Hold on, whose that I saw in the distance?
Did he have a crew offerin' ***istance?
Paul said it's probably nothin', a small animal or somethin'

My nerves got to jumpin', I swear I heard somethin'
I pointed the four fifth in the wind and started thumpin'
The blue lights is comin', my crew is runnin'
Cops is everywhere, they keep comin'

All of us sick, and all of us caught, holdin' our ****
We robbed the *****z same day the ***kin' feds hit
We robbed the *****z same day the ***kin' feds hit
Me and Salvatore ***ked up in the mix
That middle man and dumb *****, them *****z snitched, god damn

Mama, I don't wanna sell birds no more
(So young man, that's why the ***k I'm sittin' here wearin' these pants)
They pushed me down and locked me up, put my face on the floor
(I hear Salvatore got extradited or some ****)
They took my money and my credit card, now I'm poor
(The bum ***** that snitched, who knows?)
Mama I don't wanna sell crack no more
(Man I shoulda ***kin' stayed in job corp)

Stayed my ***kin' *** in job corp, doin' dumb *** ****
Now I'm ***kin' round witch all stupid *** *****z too
Ain't no *****z in jail but dumb *****z
*****z threw me out, true *****z are out
***k that, I was stupid, I'm in jail
And most the *****z in here with me stupid too