I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While ****** off listening to Mozart
You ***** and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like

You're so sad maybe you should buy a Happy Meal
You're so skinny you should really Supersize the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you

I'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup than

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like

You're so gay, you're so gay
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like