I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me
And I chose guitar over ballet
And I take these suckers down
Because they just get in my way

The way you look at me
Is kinda like a little sister
Rubbed by your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

So I don't want to be one of the boys
One of the guys, just give me a chance
To prove to you I'm neither
I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls, not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed
I started reading Seventeen and shaving my legs
And I study the litter religiously
And I walked right into school
And caught you drooling over me

'Cause I know what you know
But now you're gonna have to take a number
It's okay, maybe one day
But not until I get my diamond ring

'Cause I don't want to be one of the boys
One of the guys, just give me a chance
To prove to you I'm neither
I just wanna be one of the girls
So pretty in pearl, not one of the boys

I wanna be a flower, not a dirty weed
And I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team
And I swear maybe one day
You're gonna wanna make out
Make out, make out, touch my ****

(Don't wanna be)
Don't want to be
(Don't wanna be)
Don't want to be
(Don't wanna be)

'Cause I, I don't wanna be one
One, one of the boys
I just wanna be one of the girls
So pretty in pearls, not one of the boys