Ain't it a glorious day?
Ripe as a morning in May, I feel like I could fly
Have you ever seen the grass so green
Or a bluer sky?

Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary
Mary makes your heart so light
When the day is gray and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright

Oh happiness is blooming all around her
The daffodils are smiling at the dove
When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand
Your heart starts beating like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary
Mary makes your heart so light
When the day is gray and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright

Oh happiness is blooming all around her
The daffodils are smiling at the dove
When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand
Your heart starts beating like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Oh it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
Gentlemen like you are few
Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert
Underneath your blood is blue

You'd never think of pressing your advantage
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed
A lady needn't fear when you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear

Oh it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
A jolly jolly holiday with you