One, two, three, four

Richard is important to Richard
And his most important friends
He doesn't take phone calls
He sits in his office and pretends
He's Atticus Finch, he's everybody's mensh

And when it comes to clients
He counts himself among the very best
But when it comes to stature
He only counts the size of other men's desks
He's counting every inch, he's counting every inch

And it's only entertainment
And it's only entertainment
Don't make it so hard
Don't make it so hard

Amanda of the underground
Brings high art to her lo-fi sound machine
Her nifty hipster friends agree
A band is only as good as it's seen
Save us Polly Jean, we know not what we mean

And it's only entertainment
And it's only entertainment
Don't make it so hard
Don't make it so hard

Freddie's demographic grows
Angry boys in baggy clothes
Critics eulogize the songs
As record store clerks mourn along
And the years go by and the chords don't change
We're all Pat Boone by different names

And it's only entertainment
And it's only entertainment
Don't make it so hard
(It's only entertainment)
Don't make it so hard
Don't make it so hard
(It's only entertainment)
Don't make it so hard

You take it so hard
(It's only entertainment)
We take it so hard
(It's only entertainment)