Well, now the beach be one of the best things we've got
Because it's not what you have on but what you have not
No more silly clothes for you, no more shoe, no necktie too

And the beach be one of the best things we got
Well, now the beach be one of the best things there be
Well, a fashion show is there for you to see

See whose bum you like the best, see whose got a hairy chest
And the beach be one of the best things there be
(Okay start up the car)

Goin' to the beach, get started
Goin' to the beach, get started
I say the beach be one of the best place to go
I say the beach be one of the best things I know

Cruddy sugar lemonade
But I love people when they're on parade
Well the beach be one of the best things I know
(So start up the car)

We're goin' to the beach get started
We're goin' to the beach get started
I said the beach be one of the best things we got
Where it's not what you have on but what you have not

And I want that stink and I want that sweat
In fact the beach be better than [unverified]
The beach be one of the best things we got
Where its not what you have on but what you have not

Cruddy sugar lemonade
But I love people when they're on parade